Peter parker sighed as he walks thought a alley while making his way thought the city. Even though it was partly quite he new rush hour would start in a couple of minuets tops. Out of now where deadpool slid down greeting face to face with Peter Parker"hey spidey want to get some coffee or something? " deadpool asked as he slid off...the rope? "Deadpool! not now! " peter yelled slightly, not to attract any unwanted attention. "Oh come on! Please. Peter please please please!" Wade asks excessively like a small child. Peter was partly annoyed by deadpool."please leave me alone. Okay how about this. We can hang around at...ten?" Peter said,well more asking deadpool to stop bugging him"fine fine". Some how with the randomness he went up the wire-thingy...like marry Poppins......I'm worried for him. Shaking my head I walked off not wanting deadpool to keep talking to me. Now don't get me wrong he's a good.....okay more or less person but he's just doing his thing...wait why am I talking to myself?
~think of a good reason to timeskip
Or some random shit
I really dont care~
CAPTAIN *in marker*
DEADPOOP (Its crossed out in marker)
DEADPOOL(deadpool:she's just using that for word count
Me:SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU TALL PIECE OF SHIT JACKSHIT!
Deadpool:your just a short mother fucker
Me:*cries*I know*pulls on large boy sweater*
Me:OKAY HERE'S THE CHAPTER BLAME DEADPOOL FOR THE CHAPTER NAME!!)
I sigh as I get into my little crappy apartment
(It could be better...?)
(Yeah...like a bUNCH OF HO-)
(WATCH YOUR DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PROFANITY!!)
(..shesh)
As those two idiots argue I pull one some clothes over my sexy spandex. What time did Petey say?...
WHY NOT CALL TO BUGG HIM...
(Okay bug puns even though he's NOT a bug)
(Who cares its funny)
Dialing pepe the fro- I mean peter I get this wierd sensation."hello?" I hear his sweet voice as some talking is on the back round" hey spicy ass when are we meeting up?" I ask ,throwing a dart at the roof.
.
.
It fell on me
"At...hmm 3:00 ?" He says with a tone sounding like chill bro."m'kay bye sweet thang." Hanging up I look at the weirdly hanging lamp. Checking the phone...2:30...
(Run)
(At least get something)
(BEER!)
(No)
(Okay ima get some chimichangas).
Walking out I pull on my hood as I make my way through the busy streets.
SPICY ASS POV!
(Spidey:please call me by my name
Me:hmmmmmmmm
Spidey:I'll do anything!
Me:okay then.....give me your sweater
Spidey: ;-; okay*throws sweater at me)
Peter's POV
(Deadpool: CHANGE IT TO SPICY ASS!
Me:givememoneygivememoneygivememoney
Deadpool:no...I give you my hoodie...
Me:....I'll throw in a lemon in a later chapter
Deadpoop:....really)
~at ssssttttttaaaarrrrrr bbbbbbbbuuuuuuuucccccckkkkksssss...~
I take out my money(caching) and place it on the counter as I walked off. It wasn't that crowded but still. I here the lady call out
"TIMMY TURNER LOOOKING PERSON"
...
I take out my phone to check the time. 2:56. Okay chill lord Jesus. Again the woman calls out with the order....yep that's mine.
3rd POV
Peter parker sipped his drink while making it to an Alley. Looking around he saw the no one was there. Throwing away what was left of his drink(not a lot) he scaled up the wall onto empty roof. What surprised him was that deadpool,with out his mask,was waiting right there for peter. This seemed out of ....his personality. "Hey um...peter..." He waved his hand as peter sat next to him"hey...." Deadpool seemed to catch the hint"wade" he muttered. He seen Peter's face but he new that he would never be that...handsome.
Wade's POV
(Deadpool:FUCK YA
me: ;-; lordy help me)
I sighed as peter sat down. Trying to hide the blush creeping up my neck I pray that peter can't see it. "Hey wade why are you so quite?" He asked while scratching his hand." The voices, want some?" I asked as I held out a bag of random candies"oh sure" grabbing a handful I knew he regretted "OH GOD!" He spits out some. I'm dying of laughing.
( really)
(Ah the Reese pieces,m and M's,and skittles. How evil)
(Really? If you want more than try doing something nice.)
I snapped into our word as peter waved his hand in my face"heelllloooooo is anyone alive in there?" Peter asked while hitting the top of my head"to make a collect call please press one" I say nonchalantly.
All he gives me is a poker face. And then he leaves. ;-;.
WHOOO I am finally done! I'm sorry if its crappy. I've been listening to ..
HAMILTON !!!!
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