ROFL Funny

Teachers be like

Me: may I go to the restroom?

Teach: why?

Me: to help dora explore -_-

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Me: how do I spell this word

Teach: look it up in the dictionary

Me: how am I gonna look it uo if I dont know how to spell it stupid bitch

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Me: hey are you gonna pick this up

Teach: oh no we're not picking that up

Me: you mean that you gave me homework on fucking spring break and your not gonna pick it up

Teach: that is correct

Me: Amazing -_-

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*Danny is reading his book in the front row*

Teach: hello Danny I know you aren't listening what are you doing

Danny: im helping cinderella find her missing slipper then afterwards I think ill warn sleeping beauty not to eat the poison apple -_-

Teach: carry on then

Danny: wtf