8 stupid funny random quotes

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1. My room isnt messy its an obstacle corse built to keep me fit

2. I hate morning people & mornings & people

3. Dude#1: She just called you fat!

Dude#2: Oh hell no!! Hold my cake!!

4. With great power comes Great Electricity Bill.

5. If you cant convince them confuse them

6. When life knocks you down calmly get up and reply "You hit like a little bitch"

7. Its funny how when im loud people tell me to be quiet, but when im quiet people ask whats wrong with me.

8. Seven.           Come.         Fuck

    Crappy.          Late.           I

    Hours.           And.            Never

    Of.                  Start.           Actually

    Our.                Sleeping.   Learned

    Lifes.                                 Shit

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