Dog logic=
I dont always bark at night but when I do it's for no reason.
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Dog=ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF RO..
Owner=God damn shut up you stupid dog
Dog=(I know this motherfucker did not just call me a stupid dog.FUCK YOU STUPID HUMAN!!!) ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF
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Owner=Okay ill be right back dont poop, pee. or eat anything okay. *Walks outside to car*
Dog walks into closet poops in shoe. Walks into living room pees on couch. Goes into dining room eats vanilla cookies.
"IMMA BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Mandy/Dog= *Oh shit I need to take a dump* ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF!!!!
Owner= Shut up *Throws slipper at dog*
Mandy= *Okay bitch your gonna regret that just wait. Walks into bedroom poops in work shoes.*
Owner= *Gets dressed. Puts on shoes feels something squishy take off shoe sees poop* "MANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mandy= *Told you you'd be sorry motherfucker.*
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HumorIn this book there will be countless jokes and funny truths Plz excuse any spelling errors
