Summer was supposed to be full of fun and happiness and heartbreak, especially for a junior in high school. He was supposed to be out, getting drunk and breaking hearts and not being a loser virgin. He should be having absolutely no problems with any of this, mainly because he lived in a nice big house that he had all to himself due to his dead family and emancipation, so there'd be no interruptions of parties or sexy times.
He felt as though his sixteen-year-old self should have an endless harem of both females and males parading in and out of his house, considering the fact that he thought himself quite the looker and was more than willing to spend some of the millions of dollars he had inherited and earned on any given reason. But, there were no takers on his offers.
"Why am I so unlovable?" he moaned to the stark-white ceiling of his room from the comfort of his bed. Taehyung was actually one step away from walking into town stark naked to see if anyone would notice him and the perfection that he was if he did. He raised his eyebrows at the thought, thinking that maybe it would garner some attention, but then he shook his head and reasoned that it would only gain the attention of some nosy neighbours, who'd then alert the paparazzi, then the police.
He let out a deep, world-weary sigh, before sitting up and grabbing his phone from the dresser. "Siri, FaceTime Jiminie Cricket," he commanded. He needed some entertainment, and his dork of a friend could provide some in the form of his jokes.
The phone began ringing, so he made an effort to make the silliest face he could.
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When the phone finally picked up, he was greeted with a face of Jimin's in return, but he didn't really think it counted as silly.
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"Oi, Jiminie Cricket!" he began teasing. "What are you doing with that tongue? You aren't Miley Cyrus—" Taehyung had to stop to try and attempt to contain his laughs."So make it do like the demon that possessed her, and disappear!" At the end of that, he burst out laughing, but not before remembering to take a screen shot of his friend's humiliation.
