r00d || BTS text fanfic

i s a

*kth added jhsk,pjm,jjk,knj,ksj and myg to a groupchat*

*kth named the groupchat 'btch better have my money'*

*kth changes his user to guccifucker*

guccifucker: hey hoes

*jhsk changes his name to hoesuckmydick*

hoesuckmydick: what's this tae?

guccifucker: just some random shit dw mate

*jjk changes his name to muscleboi*

guccifucker: boring

hoesuckmydick: lyk your mum

muscleboi: btch wtf at least my user is fucking true, your dick is so small admit

hoesuckmydick: countless bitches have choked on this dick don't.try.me

muscleboi: like who? namjoon-hyung?

*muscleboi changes knj's name to daddy*

daddy: wtf kook

hoesuckmydick: btch that ain't true

*hoesuckmydick changes daddy's name to baby*

muscleboi: he's clearly a dom hoseok

hoesuckmydick: i'm his longest friend u lil baby, i know him better

guccifucker: so does namjoon hyung eat a dick or fuck with his dick

baby: what's with you guys talking about my sex life

guccifucker: bc ur sex life is interesting hyung, u r mysterious and shit running off to who knows where at night

myg: probably fucking hoseok somewhere

baby: HYUNG WIDME WTF

*myg changes his name to  tonguetechnoloy*

guccifucker: i call it as his TT skills

baby: tae, you don't name something that yoongi uses for sex to a cute and innocent song

guccifucker: fite me hyung

hoesuckmydick: fite me first tae

tonguetechnology: w👏h👏i👏p👏p👏e👏d

*ksj changes his name to kimsuckdick*

kimsuckdick: i had to literally shield my phone from the children at the daycare because of all the nasty shit you talk about

guccifucker: how is asking if namjoon-hyung tops or bottoms nasty?

baby: everything abt it is nasty

hoesuckmydick: not as nasty as you

baby: daddy, we know who likes to be nasty at night ;)

muscleboi: BTCH

guccifucker: FUCKING CONCEPT

tonguetechnology: IM TOO SOBER FOR THIS SHIT

kimsuckdick: RUAWAREHOWOBLIVIOUSTHESEFUCKEEAREATMSKFNKSD

--

private chat with knj and jhsk

seokiesbaby: did that satisfy u at class daddy ;)