[incoming message from SAFIYA 💀]
SAFIYA 💀: hey, are you awake??
ryan: i just woke up
ryan: but yeah what's up
SAFIYA 💀: we've got some discussin' to do
ryan: discussin
ryan: you're actually the worst
ryan: what do you wanna discuss
SAFIYA 💀: this might sound weird
ryan: literally everything you've ever said to me is weird
SAFIYA 💀: ok yes but that's not the point
ryan: so what is the point
SAFIYA 💀: WELL
SAFIYA 💀: have i got some news for you