Perfect Son

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A: I have the perfect son. 


B: Does he smoke? 


A: No, he doesn't. 


B: Does he drink whiskey? 


A: No, he doesn't. 


B: Does he ever come home late? 


A: No, he doesn't. 


B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? 


A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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