Shaw decided to begin to sing. And the most inappropriate song came on. Sweet baby Jesus! Bomb by Chris Brown. Sigh!
"All my ladies put ya hands up
All my ladies put ya hands up
If you got that bomb-bomb-ba-bomb-ba-bomb-bomb
Know you got that bomb-bomb-ba-bomb-ba-bomb-bomb
Ladies put ya hands up if you that bomb-bomb
Girl you got that bombs bar bomb"
"Shaw. You can't say bomb on the plane" I shook her shoulders, but she thought I was singing with her!
"Oh me, oh my, body like a monster
Let me get inside if ya booty I'm a conquer
If ya question bout my size, I give you the answer
Girl you got that good good
I already know
Tell it by your size
I know you a dancer
Rein-derriere, I'm a call you Prancer
Booty paparazzi, pose for the camera
All my ladies if you got it let me know
Shawty thick in her hips, Cold than a mother
Licking her lips, a bad mothersucker
Apple looking so ripe, she make me want a piece
All my ladies put ya hands up
All my ladies put ya hands up
If you got that bomb-bomb-ba-bomb-ba-bomb-bo" THATS IT!
"BITCH QUIT SINGING BOMB!" I yelled everyone started to get uneasy and started to chatter. The flight attendant came to me.
"Miss you cannot do that" oh wow OK. So, when the white girl was singing bomb no one heard that. OK.
"Ugh!" I punched Shaw.
"What the fuck!?"
"Take that fucking thing out of your ears or I will chock you with it! You almost got me in trouble!" I snapped.
"What's going on?" Tiffy asked. I just give up. Its already a disaster.
*******
When we arrived at Jamaica it was a little after 3 it didn't take much time. I was happy to get off that damn plane. Shaw keep tripping over herself like it was the first time she tried to walk!
"Oh fuck! Jet lag!" What? Its been 3 hours!
"Really Shaw?" She's just the craziest person I've ever met!
"Yeah. So! Jewels hotel here we come!" She squealed. I hope its nice. The place is beautiful though.
"There! There's our bus!" She ran towards the bus.
"I don't think its gonna leave us Shaw" Tiffy giggled.
"I am not chasing any bus" Ashley said. Ugh only for you Damian only for you!
"Hello good afternoon. I'm Kurtis and I'll be your driver for the rest of your stay. Welcome to Jamaica" he smiled.
"Cute" Shaw ran her finger across his jawline.
"Will you just go in?" I pushed her.
"So, mean!" She pouts. And I gave her the finger.
"Destination Jewel's Ocho Rios" the driver said. I hope today looks up.
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RomanceMATURE BOOK. 18 years and over!! Selena is a trying young woman who wasn't always loved by many. She was bigger than most of the people she knew but she still had people around her who she loved. Her friend and her fiancée. But never she had thought...
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