ya'll need asahi!

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"guys we need to cook dinner so everyone help me with this" suga said while wearing an apron and holding a knife

"But what if I don't want to?" Tsukishima asked while he sat on the sofa lazily reading some random book

"Well then please just get me the knife at my bedroom drawer" suga told him hopeless "osu" the boy answered and stood up walking into the bedroom

"Kageyama I need you to stop writing Hinata you dumbass on the toilet paper everytime he takes a shit now come here and chop the carrots" sugawara ordered the Raven haired male who was sitting Infront of the bathroom door writing Hinata boke! On every piece of toilet paper

"Daichi asahi would you please take care of nishinoya and tanaka at the roof I can hear noya screaming rolling thunder here and I'm guessing tanaka is naked"

"Tadashi can you take a look at tsukishima he's taking an awfully long time getting a knife"

"I'm done chopping the carrots!"

"Okay good now let me just get a ruler see if you chopped then evenly"

"But isn't chopping them enough?"

"You're not in Narnia child now go get the chicken from the freezer" suga ordered the child again

Thuds can be heard at the roof with asahi screaming "NOYA-SAN YOU'LL DIE"

"Tell me why do you have a butcher knife as big as asahi?" Tsukishima asked holding the giant ass knife observing it

"Ennoshita! Cleanse this child's brain I bet he saw a lot of things while getting this knife " sugawara ordered

"TANAKA PUT YOU'RE FUCKING CLOTHES BACK ON " and very clear nagging from daichi at the roof "why the hell are there aliens on my roof" suga said and that made the wild oikawa to appear next to him with the stupidest expression "aliens you say?" He asked and started running

"How will we survive when we can't even cook dinner in peace!"

"YA'LL NEED JESUS" suga yelled and that made everyone go to the kitchen looking To him with a scared face except for the tall blonde who immediately came back to reading

"Don't you mean ya'll need asahi?" Oikawa said and laughed but was immediately stopped by suga who stuffed a shoe at his mouth. And probably threw him out the window

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