fake phans.

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Ever had that one friend that claims to be Dan and Phil's biggest phan ever?

Well.. I've got one. My friend who I'm not gonna name follows them on every single social media. Every. Single. Social. Media.
She stalks them, and when I bring them up on accident, she's just reciting their posts on Twitter or Tumblr.

whY.

I get it, I used to stalk Dan and Phil (lol not really) and now I know a lot about them. but I dont constantly look back at their posts from 3 or 5 years ago. Unlike her, I respect privacy. (sounds like we've got a Slytherin in our hands..)

Ayye, imma annoy whoever reads this rant story thing if they keep reading. Just a slight warning.

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