𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓.

Nine

perrieedwards: can somebody please tell me why granola is in my dms asking for me to add her to the chat?

perrieedwards: zayn come collect your girl

zayn: I would but I haven't spoken to her since the last time she was in the chat and I don't plan on speaking to her anytime soon

justinbieber: woah she must've really fucked up...

justinbieber: if you still have any of those 'gigi & zayn' beans left I'd love a can

arianagrande: or any of that Nutella you guys put your names on

selenagomez: or one of your shirts that say 'gigi ❤️ zayn'

zayn: ok I get it 😓 and yes she did fuck up, she was talking to another guy behind my back

perrieedwards: 😂😂

justinbieber: sorry but... lmao

selenagomez: 😭😭

arianagrande: y'all are heartless

selenagomez: I can be heartless 😭 that's funny 😂

zayn: what's funny about it? It's a dick move

perrieedwards: zayn stop 😂😂😂 my stomach hurts 😂😂😂

selenagomez: 😩

zayn: can someone explain to me what's so damn funny?

perrieedwards: the fact that you're mad at her for texting another person when you did the exact same in the past 😂😂

zayn: but that's the past and I've apologized for that time

perrieedwards: *times

perrieedwards: but I get why you're hurt

perrieedwards: if you don't feel like you guys can work something out just break up with her

zayn: should I really be taking advice from you?

justinbieber: ^ yeah you guys were engaged at one point 😐

perrieedwards: thanks for the reminder biebs 😒 and yes you should Zayn :) after all we've been through you should trust me the most out of everyone

zayn: well I don't wanna break up with her I just need my space to think about things

selenagomez: don't think for too long

arianagrande: what Selena said, she'll leave you before you leave her

perrieedwards: this is Gigi we're talking about 💀 homegirl would break her neck just to make sure everyone knows Zayn is her man

justinbieber: all I know is don't break up with her through a text 🙃

zayn: 🖕

perrieedwards: seriously, go fuck yourself

arianagrande: Justin, log out

justinbieber: you're all so sensitive gosh 😒

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(Leave some suggestions on who I should add to the group chat! I have no good ideas at all 😂)