Ah, the snack foods. The best foods in existence.
CHIPS (or crisps, whatever you call them) they are good. Except for..... (Drumroll please...)
VINEGAR CHIPS sorry if you like them-wait. Sorry if you are one of those sick, twisted people who like them (you know who you are -_-) but they are gross. Huh, my deranged alter-ego has been gone quite a while.
You called?
Wait were you here the whole time?!?
Yep
I hate you.
-w-
CHEESE-
You can't deny it and if you are lactose intolerant, I pity you... Except...
COTTAGE CHEESE!!! That stuff is the scum of the earth.
Cottage cheese is great, you uncultured swine!
WHAAAAT?!? ITS SO LUMPY AND RUNNY AND-
I eat it by itself.
Channeling my inner valley girl- I, LIKE, LITERALLY CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW
FRUIT SNACKS- you are never too old for the artificial coloring and flavoring that probably gives you cancer that are fruit snacks.
THATS NOT A SNACK, YOU ENCHILADA
OH YEAH, THEN WHY DOES IT HAVE SNACK IN THE NAME?
MARKETING!
*pterodactyl screech*
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The bestest foods
RandomThis is a story about the bestest foods (duh) Because I'm a foodie. It's not even funny.
