Yuri: *sees nobody around* *runs to Yuuri and whispers* Hey piggy. I just met this stupid Japanese guy on Insta that left a crappy comment on my post, and I wanna curse at him. Can you tell me the worse insults in Japanese? And don't you make any mistakes or try to trick me, it's on public!
Yuuri: 俺は貴様。俺は行って自分のうんこを食べるべきだ。It means 'You're an idiot, you should go eat your own crap'.
Yuri: Are you sure?
Yuuri: Yes.
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Yuri:*replies to the comment on public post*
Japanese guy: *types* Lol hahaha is that from a prank website or something
Yuri: wat *checks google translate* *screams* YOU FREAKING PIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGG
Yuuri: *on his Insta reading the comments and laughing to himself*
俺 is a Japanese term for guys that means me. Yuri heard this new word and thought it meant 'you'
