It was a quiet (but not for long wink wink) afternoon at Kong Studios, and Murdoc was just takin a nappy. When he heard loud banging, he walked into the kitchen where 2D was kinkily pounding an eel with a mallet. "What the hell d00d? Stop dat bangin!"
"Russel told me to know it out cuz he's gonna cook it for the-"
"STOP IT BANGING!" Murdoc went up to 2D and screamed in his ear. "STOP THAT BANGING!"
"I-I can't catch it it's too slippery!"
The eel suddenly looked offended. "I've tried my best to look good for you Stuart. Pay me some respect."
"Do you want me to have le sex with you Eelli?" Murdoc asked.
"Yeah. Come gimme some of that stubby dick ya got." the eel replied
2D just sat awkwardly in the corner biting his nails
Russel came in and saw the catastrophe.
"Aye Mudz, mind if I join?"
It was a very slimy eel indeed.
TO BE CONTINUED
