You know the funny thing about madness? It never ceases to amaze you. Trust me, I have experience on that. Because, you know, right now, madness is what I'd like to call the whole situation.
And unbelievable.
I'm inside a book and I all want to do right now is laugh. I don't know why, I'm not shocked; I feel fine, actually. Like it's any other normal day. Like, I'm not sharing the room with a vampire that sparkles.
Normal, my foot.
But the most disturbing thing is, I'm not surprised(Okay, maybe a little, I mean, come on, I am a human), I'm not scared that I'm sharing a room with a predator. All I want to do is laugh. Laugh.
But of course, being the human that I am, I am a little curious as to how I got here in the first place. The word, magic pops up into my head and I scoff it off. Definitely not magic. Magic happens in fantasy and paranormal stories. Not in real life.
But considering the fact that I am in one, should I be so quick to write it off?
Ugh, this is stupid. It's definitely not magic. Then, what could it be?
I look over to where the stars of the book are seated and I can't help feel a disappointed. At Bella, I mean.
She looks so..average. I guess when I picture her, all I see is Kristen Stewart..
Okay, maybe not disappointed.
But Edward. Goodness, Robert Pattinson did NOT do him justice at all. He's gorgeous!
I can see why Bella falls for him.
As I'm staring, I realize I'm still standing in front of the class while the teacher drones on about..whatever he's teaching. I look for a seat and find a spot next to a bunch of girls. It was teeny, tiny spot, but I could manage. It's not like they could see me, anyway.
I take a seat precariously trying not to elbow any of the girls and resume my pondering.
So, where was I?
Oh yes, madness. This is so bizarre right now, I just can't even begin to describe it.
Just to distract myself, I focus on the group of girls beside me, and I find something really, really odd.
I can't see their faces. Any of them. They look like somebody blurred their faces.
What?
I rub my eyes. Nope, still the same. Am I going blind? I look at the teacher. He looks as distorted as ever.
How did I not notice this before?
I look over at Bella and Edward. They look..clear. Crystal clear, actually. But the people around me? Not so clear.
And the madness ensues.
I am officially creeped out.
Since I don't really have anything to do, I resume to just observing the two as they are the only people I can see clearly so far. Edward is trying his best to not get lured ny Bella's scent and I know she doesn't understand. I can almost hear her thinking, "Is there something wrong with me?"
Ha!
Things are so amusing when you know what's going to happen.
I shake my head and smile, Ha, the world is so funny and mysterious.
Okay, I have officially lost it if I'm actually think stuff like that.
I begin to feel a prickly sensation, as if somebody is staring at me..