SO I'VE TALKED ABOUT THE VAGINA, NOW LET'S DISCUSS THE PENIS IN PART TWO OF MEL'S ALL CAPS SEX LESSON
NOT EVERY FUCKING PENIS OWNER IS GOING TO HAVE A NINE INCH DICK
NOT EVERY FUCKING PENIS OWNER IS GOING TO "FILL UP" THE READER
AND ALSO USE A FUCKING CONDOM, I RARELY READ ANYTHING ABOUT THEM USING PROTECTION AND THAT'S MAKING A TERRIBLE EXAMPLE
YES, PENIS OWNERS TEND TO GET TIRED AFTER ORGASMING BUT THEY'RE NOT GONNA IMMEDIATELY PASS OUT, CUMMING DOESN'T MAKE THEM NARCOLEPTIC OR SOME SHIT
ALSO IT TENDS TO TAKE PENIS OWNERS MUCH LESS TIME TO ORGASM THAN VAGINA OWNERS SO DON'T PERPETUATE THE STEREOTYPE THAT THE VAGINA OWNER IS GOING TO CUM FOUR TIMES DURING PENETRATION BEFORE THE PENIS OWNER DOES
ALSO NOT EVERY COUPLE IS GOING TO CUM TOGETHER AND IT'S CLICHE AND KINDA WEIRD FOR IT TO BE IN EVERY GODDAMN SMUT I READ
YOU ARE READING
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