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Destinys child goes to therapy

Doc:what seems to be the issue ladies?

Kelly:what isn't the issue doc? For starters I aired all my damn dirty laundry and my last album still flopped on the chart

B-yea that's pathetic and all but Kelly we all payed for for this session and we not hear to discuss yo billboard no hundred ass problems u wanna talk about yo problems take the $6 u made from yo last album and buy yo dark skin ass a damn diary. We here to discuss the issues of the group

Michelle-wow B really?

B-that's queen B to u Monica

Michelle-it's Michelle

B-whatever tf it is it's still broke

Kelly-u think u better than us cuz u got Grammys me and Michelle got plenty of recognition to B

B-kids bop award 2002 nominations don't count boo boo

Michelle-see doc this the problem this bitch got her head so far up her ass she can't even smell her own shit no more

B-that's cuz I'm too busy smellin money bitch denero passo largone mother fuck and u think with them big ass nostrils u can at least smell a hit

Kelly-and u think with all that "denero" u can at least afford a comb for blue Ivys nappy ass edges that bitch look like a walking Brillo pad

B-kuta kenta a strand of my babies hair would go platinum quicker than all yo albums combined

Michelle-B that is not true me and Kelly have gone platinum plenty of times

B-u still make music?

Michelle-um yes I'm a gospel singer

B-oh ok when I get home ima look u up on sound cloud

Michelle-or u can just buy one of my albums

B-ion think they sell mixtape a at the flea market around the corner from my house

Kelly-yo light skin ass need to find Jesus

B-I got u boo as soon as u find your father. Look r we done here

Michelle-what happened to u B I used to be yo sister

B-no bitch u used to be my back up dancer

Michelle-girl wahh? Destinys child wasn't shit without me I carried that group

B-bitch u can't even carry a toon who tf lied to u?

Michelle-I can't carry a toon bitch watch and learn *sings* I wanna give u my breath,my strength, my will to u that's the least I can do let me cater to u

B-bitch cater to yo electric bill I saw u lighting them candles on Skype last week

Kelly-let's be honest I was clearly everybody's favorite

B-*snickering*

Kelly-wtf is funny?

B-I'm just amused at the fact that planet of the apes and coney 2012 really thought they was running shit

??: oh that I was clearly the lead singer of the group

B-bitch who r u?

??:Latoya luckett

B-who??

Latoya-the 4th member of destinys child

B-oh the bitch my dad hired to mop the floors after our shows

Latoya-bitch fuck u and that sundries raisin u call yo husband

B-oh u mean my surfboard? Thanks boo I'd say the same to u if yo lonesome ass had a man. Gone back to that honda civic u pulled up in. Security get this one hit wonder ass bitch tf up out my face

Latoya-ahhhhh*gets thrown out*

Doc-we'll would u look at that looks like that's all the time we have for today

B-hallelujah.i was beginning to think y'all flop ass careers was starting to rub off on me blue got an appointment at 3 anyway

Kelly-hopefully a hair appointment

B-no bitch a dentist appointment Mabey if yo broke ass made a hit u could afford one

Kelly-Beyoncé u and yo ego need to find done chill

B-Mabey I can borrow some from yo record sells.

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