5 types off ppl that piss me off

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1:ppl with stank ass breath

If u got a medical condition that forces to breath to smell like booty that's ok just stay yo ass away from me but if u don't and yo breath still smell like depression and regret ima put a restraining order out against u tic tacs and gum do not suffice my nigga triflin ass got raccoon pussy twerking on they tonsals nigga there is something called toothpaste u should use it

2:slow ass drivers

I can't stand bitches that drive 5mph in the 70 mph zone and what's worse is that they enjoy crushing in the fast lane if u see me speed up on u and eventually ride in yo bumper take yo unhurried ass to the far right lane if u don't wanna get in the right lane get yo ass off the road and get yo ass a bus pass U are the reason I have terrible road rage U are the reason if must remind myself that I am a child of god every time I get behind the wheel of a car U are the reason I almost rammed this balled headed ass bitch whose edges was disappearing quicker than she was driving off the road

3:ppl that do t kno how to take sips

Don't ask for a sip of my drink if u intend on takin more than a MOTHER FUCKIN SIP I'll never forget when this hoe ask me for a sip of my drink I proceeded to give her a sip this giraffe neck ass bitch swallowed my whole mutha fuckin drink and she tried to give that bottle back to me I said nah bitch take that shit to a recycling center collect yo 5 cents and buy yo nappy headed llama throat ass a new mutha fuckin lace front dry ass weave lookin like give me another chance

4: instigators

Don't come to me with some bs that u heard from somebody else if it not from the person who said it ion wanna her too many spread fuckin lies and tellin ppl those assumptions and it's spread quicker than Ciara career ended

5:HATERS

if u do not like somebody or an artist u wouldn't fuck wit it/them if ion like that person or artist music I would fw them or talk to that person just kno when u hatin on somebody they don't really give 2 fucks just Lowkey u pay them more attention then the person they fw.

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