A Lot of Reasons Harry Potter Is Better Than Twilight

Part Five

51. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry vs. Forks High School. PWN! 

52. Edward can’t read Bella’s thoughts because she doesn’t have any.

53. Twilight teaches kids that abusiveness is "selflessness".

54. Meyer's attempt at creepy characters was an epic fail. Rowling made dementors. Creepier then the "Vampire Royalty."

55. Bella fears that she will be older than Edward, impossible; Edward is over 100 years old. She will NEVER be older than him. Ever.

56. Twilight has driven girls to become very hostile.
''This is being posted by a 13-year-old-girl-girl, by the way.

57. When Twilight fans dress up as the characters, you can’t tell because they dress like regular people. When Potterheads fans dress up, you can’t miss them. 

58. Harry's parents are dead, unlike Bella's parents who of course don't die because they have nothing to do with the story.

59. Charlie should have been arrested for neglect when he clearly saw that his daughter was depressed and did not get her into counseling.

60. The old people in Harry Potter actually look old.