[eng] 1: U R Hurtin' Me!

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In Wattpad:

*Boy grabs girl's arm.*

Girl: Let my arm go! You are hurting me!

*Boy yells girl "I love you!" and be's love! Ew..*

In real life:

*Boy grabs girl's arm.*

Girl: What the f*ck! Let my arm go, son of b*tch! If you don't, I will kill you and I will scoop your eyes out, put them in my soup. Also, I will send this soup to your parents for Noel Eve. Huh?

*Boy walks away and happy ending. :)*

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 01, 2017 ⏰

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