She's Dating Mr.Perfect

Chapter 1

(Nagring yung phone)

"Hello? Sino to kung sino ka man? Tatawag ako ng pulis! Baka killer ka! Or maybe a murderer! Actually killer and murderer are obviously the same but... Who ever you are!
I WILL CALL THE POLICE!"

"Relax Eveline it's me Alison! Your half-American sister!"

"Oh sorry Alison! I didn't mean it... By the way... Bat ka pala nagpalit ng phone number?"

"You know! Coz of hackers! Hackers! Hackers! HACKERS! Even my half-brother is a hacker! Good thing he's grounded!"

" Woah! Anong mga apps ang hinahack niya?"

"Facebook, Accounts, Games and Dad's GPS!"

"Why does he hack by the way?"

"His PS4 has a technical problem, of course he will get bored! So HE HACKED ALL PS4 USERS AND ALL ACCOUNTS!"

"Bat ka nga pala tumawag Alison?"

"Actually pupunta na kami diyan!"

"Wow magaling ka na magtagalog ah!"

"Syempre naman tinuruan ako ng bestfriend kong half-korean tas half-filipino, but in the meantime i still speak English!"

"Buti naman Alison marunong ka na magtagalog! I mean fluent tagalog!"

"Yah i'm very happy, by the way... Balita ko my old friend Richard is there in the Philippines at diyan narin siya mag-aaral sa Himmleton High, sabihin mo hello and good luck on his grades!"

Sige! Sigurado ako magigiging close friends kami!"

At yung akala ko na magiging "close friends" ay nauwi sa...

"Hoy! Cellphone ko yan! Bumalik ka dito!"

"Akin kaya to!"

"SINUNGALING!!!"

A... yun nga... Yun yung nangyari.... Para mas lalo ninyong maintindihan tapusin muna natin yung usapan namin ni Alison pwede?

"Okay.... Balitaan mo ako kung kamusta kayo ah!"

"Sige Alison Goodbye!"

(Ended  call)

"Siguro naman mabait siya! Baka gwapo pa! BAKA MAGING KAMI PA! Excited na ako para bukas!!! PARA MAKITA SIYA!"

Yun yung akala ko dati na kasing bait niyta si Alison pero ang SAMA pala!

(Phone Ringing)

"Uy Alison! Buti na patawag ka! San ko ba mahahanap si Richard Entrata?"

"Nandiyan lang yan promise!"

"Ah bokay so nan..."

(Someone snatches phone)

"Hoy! Cellphone ko yan! Bumalik ka dito!"

"Akin kaya to!"

"SINUNGALING!!!"

"Sinungaling mo mukha mo!"

"HOYYYY!!!!!!"

Hinabol ko siya ng hinabol hanggang sa hindi ko sinasadyang halikan siya sa cheek pero binale wala ko yun at paulit ulit ko siyang sinampal!

"MAGNANAKAW!!! YAN ANG DAPAT SAYO!"

(Paulit ulit na sinampal hanggang sa na huli ng principal)

"Hoy! Ms. Houston! Kayong dalawa report sa office ko! NGAYUN DIN!"

At ayun na nga nareport kaming dalawa sa office at may mga misunderstanding na nangyari! Sinabi niya wala siyang ginawa! Eh i saw it with my two eyes na ninakaw niya phone ko at sinabi niya sa kanya daw yun... Di nga niya alam yung password tas sa kanya? Eh yung nagsilbeng mga "witness" niya ay mga katropa niya na sinabi na wala daw ginawa yung magnanakaw!

"Ms. Houston,  narinig mo naman ang mga sinabi ng mga witness... Kaya sila ang nagpapatunay na ikaw ang nagkasala... Diba?

"Principal... This is not a court! At isa pa! WALA SIYANG GINAWA EH I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES THAT HE SNATCHED MY PHONE!"

"Wag ka nang mag sinungaling Ms. Houston! Aminin mo na na ikaw ang sumampal at nanakit kay Mr. Richard Entrata!"

"Wait lang... MR. RICHARD??? AS IN R-I-C-H-A-R-D?!?!?"

"Yes Ms. Evangeline Carline Houston, siya nga si Richard... Richardson Collins Entrata..."

"SIYA LANG BA YUNG RICHARD DITO SA SCHOOL? BAGONG TRANSFER BA SIYA? GALING BA SIYANG AMERICA?"

"Yes, Yes and Yes Eveline..."

(Walkout si Eveline)

"Ms. Eveline! Ms. Houston! Bumalik ka dito!"

(Ring! Ring!)

"Hello Alison?"

"Evie! Ohhh kamusta na?"

"Ali nag-away kami ni Richard..."

"Ohhhh!!!! #loveatfirstfight!!!"

"HOY SERYOSO AKO!"

"Yeah i know your serious... I forgot to tell you that... Richard is a little bit... You know? Let me guess... You slapped him hard because he snatched your phone right then you were sent to the Principal's Office and then Richard's group of friends said that Richard was innocent right???"

"Yes, yes and YES!!! BAKIT BA SIYA NAGNANAKAW???"

"1st - Coz he was influenced by his old friends here in America, 2nd - because it's his thing and 3rd - becuase of his ex that did 2 timer!"

"Ouch, ouch and SUPER DUPER OUCH!!!"

"I know right!"

"Sige bye muna ah!"

"Sure thing sister!"

(Ends Call)

"Huy! Sorry ha!"

"Ikaw ba yung "Richard" na sinasabi ni Principal?"

"Yes! Bakit?"

"Ako kasi kapatid ni Alison Rei Houston yung bestfriend mo yata?"

"Si Alison? Haha! Oo bestfriend ko siya!"

"Tigilan mo kapatid ko ah! At wag na wag ka lalapit sa akin!"

"Sungit mo naman! Ako pala ang kinikilalang Mr. Perfect ng campus!"

"Walang ginawa si God na perfect!"

"Meron kaya! The one and only!!! Richardson Collins Entrata!!! At nagsasabi na ang tunay na gwapo ay gwa.... (Umalis na pala si Eveline) Ba yan iniwan ako! Di pa ako pinatapos mag-introduce!"

At iniwan ko nga siya mag-isa don na walang kinakausap!