Shit My Husband Says

Ten years

Me: "Honey, you know we've been married almost ten years? And we haven't split up once. Don't people usually get into a fight and split up for like a week? We haven't done that once."

Bran: "You want to try it?"

Me: *eyebrows raised. "Is that what you want?!"

Bran: "I don't want to pay two rents. Wtf is wrong with you!"