Lance McClain looked at the Dumb red lion in his hands and felt Edgy.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his Alien surroundings. He had always hated Advanced Voltron with its mutated, massive Machines. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Edgy.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Keith Kogane. Keith was a rude Volcano with moist legs and pretty butts.
Lance gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an Aggressive, Competitive, water drinker with lean legs and agile butts. His friends saw him as a teeny, thirsty Tsunami. Once, he had even saved a terrible Coran that was stuck in a drain.
But not even an Aggressive person who had once saved a terrible Coran that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Keith had in store today.
The dark teased like Screaming green lion, making Lance Nervous.
As Lance stepped outside and Keith came closer, he could see the better glint in his eye.
Keith gazed with the affection of 5169 Gay yarbelicious yellow lion. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want admiration."
Lance looked back, even more Nervous and still fingering the Dumb red lion. "Keith, shut your quiznak," he replied.
They looked at each other with Jumpy feelings, like two black, boiling black lion Frick Fracking at a very friendly Battle, which had jazz music playing in the background and two brutal uncles Sleeping to the beat.
Lance regarded Keith's moist legs and pretty butts. "I feel the same way!" revealed Lance with a delighted grin.
Keith looked Tired, his emotions blushing like a boiling, breakable blue lion.
Then Keith came inside for a nice drink of water.
