Literally Just The WORST FRIKIN THING OKAY

WOWIE HERE WE GO BABY

Mmyes Im doing this.

Anyone who reads my Fandom Trashcan knows that i literally INVENTED this ship.

Its like...my gross ship baby, and I want to nourish it and help it grow into a beautiful, gross ship adult. Send it to ship college.

/what is wrong with me okay

Im not really doing this for anyone else's enjoyment. Im doin this for me. I want to practice my skills. And as great as vent writing/writing to myself is? I need criticism.  I THRIVE on being called trash, okay?

So yeah.

If you have any genuine writing/plot (tho there will be very little cohesive or continuous plot) criticisms, feel free to comment and say so.

HOWEVER

Let me be clear. "Ew this ship is gross why are you writing this." And "no this sucks write Fluttercord" are not constructive or genuine criticisms, and will be ignored.

I write what I want. This will not change. If you can't handle someone having a weird/different ship than your own, that's YOUR problem, not mine. You can dislike the ship(s), or headcanons, but hate will not be entertained or acknowledged outside of a "cool whatever." I've been in this biz for a while. Hate doesn't faze me.

We got that outta the way? Good.

Alrighty now time for the WARNINGS *loud scary voice*

ahem.
This cancerous, self indugent ship book contains: Sexual themes,  sexual situations, swearing, fluff, Discord being...Discord, cute, possible exploration of certain kinks (nothing too...out there. No excretion, vore, weight/inflation, blood, or baby stuff. Basically, if its prominent on DeviantArt, its not gonna be explored here. Anything else could be fair game), Garble (yes, Garble counts as his own warning), gay shit, possible OOC (i suck at writing established characters sometimes. I apologize.), smut, improper and inappropriate uses of magic, and spike being too damn cute.

With all this said, letsa go to my horrible AU where Discord and Spike and Garble are all gay for eachother for some  unCelestialy reason.

(Kill me)