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Cynthia's Cecret Circle

Pawel
Can we publicly shame Cynth
She kicked me out of her house
Her own TV flesh and blood

Smoldy
You probably deserved it

Gillies
He did in fact deserve it
Joseph just told me what he did
Paul I love you but are you stupid
We were literally away for two weeks
Do you not remember making passionate
love to me last night?

Claire Bear
Daniel please stop
Nobody cares about your sex life
Also you have a wife and children now
It's time to stop

Pawel
What so I'm not allowed to visit my
fake sister now

Paul stfu
You can visit me whenever you want
You just have to:
A. Let me know you're coming or
B. Literally knock wtf?
C. If you fail at the first two don't then
charge into my bedroom without knocking

Nina Macarena
Did... Did Paul walk in on...

Almost.

Pawel
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

JOSEPH LITERALLY JUST GOT BACK
FROM FILMING IN NEW ORLEANS FOR
TWO WEEKS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU
THINK WE'D BE DOING PLAYING POKER?

Smoldy
I don't want or need to know this
I'm just gonna go to my happy place and
imagine you were playing blackjack

Gillies
Joseph just checked out of this whole thing

JoMo
I'm here I just hate you all
Especially Paul

Pawel
It's because I threw a condom at you isn't it

Nina Macarena
PAUL

If you think she's spunky wrap your monkey
Honestly I cackled

JoMo
She's literally still laughing.
I hate you

Gillies
Paul stop cockblocking Joseph

JoMo
Somebody please change the topic

Smoldy
For the love of God please

Nina Macarena
Guess who broke another prop!!!

Bless!! Nina!!!

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