When you forgot to get them something you promised ; As Best Friends
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Osomatsu
Panchiko Loser: (y/nnnn)
You: Osomatsuuu
Panchiko Loser: Did you get my sake ?!
You: Nope, but I'll get it next time, promise !!
Panchiko Loser: hOW COULD YOU ????
Panchiko Loser: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME ?
Panchiko Loser: ILL JUST FIND A NEW (Y/N)
You: lol you're funny
Panchiko Loser: ikr
Panchiko Loser: WAIT THATS NOT THE POINT
You: I'm in the store now idiot
Panchiko Loser: SO YOURE IN THE STORE AND YOU CANT BUY MY SAKE ??? ㅠㅠ
Panchiko Loser: wait a minute
Panchiko Loser: oh, thanks but I already ate Ichi's chips and blamed it on you lol
You: ...
You: Osomatsu Matsuno, today is the day you're life as a NEET ends
Panchiko Loser: omg really ?!
You: I hear the afterlife has nice cell service
Panchiko Loser: Ooh, " the afterlife " ? sounds exotic
Panchiko Loser's name has
been changed
DeadMastu: wait, PLS NO (Y/N) ILY
Karamatsu
Karrot Matsu: hello my dear (y/n) ~
You: whattup cringematsu
You: karamatsu*
You: oops autocorrect heheheh
Karrot Matsu: im going to pretend you didn't mean that ;')
Karrot Matsu: anywho did you remember to pick up my new shades ?
You: totally !
Karrot Matsu: that's my (y/n) !
Karrot Matsu: can you bring them over ?!
You: lolol I was just joking
You: i didn't even know you could afford new shades lololl
Karrot Matsu: bbut they were the new ones that came out that shine 10x brighter than before
Karrot Matsu: the ad said they change colour and you get kool grls and and an
You: oh wait I did get them !
Karrot Matsu: don't try to trick me again, you've played with my heart for the last time (y/n) !
You: stop being so dramatic, I have them their in a box !!
You sent a picture
You: see ?!
Karrot Matsu: the glasses are broken...
You: I still brought them hehe
You: they're just glasses right ?!
You: karamatsu ?
You: I'll say I'm sorry if you want but that won't mean that I fully mean it
You: kARA PLEASE
You: okay maybe I sat on them but tHE BOX WAS COMFY OKAY
Karrot Matsu: oh (y/n) ! this is todomatsu ! Kara nii san is grieving and recollecting his sanity rn !! But I'll text you later when he's really losing it !!
You: ...
You: send me pictures :^)
Choromatsu
Hentai Bro: (y/n), did you remember to get those things ??
You: What things ??
Hentai Bro: Yknow ,, those magazines you promised you'd get for me
You: SINCE WHEN DID I PROMISE TO BUY YOU PORN ??
Hentai Bro: It was truth or dare last night remember ?!
You: Oh, I forgot
You: Not buying it for you still though
Hentai Bro: But you know I'm banned from most stores in town !!
You: NO ONE TOLD YOU TO FAP IN THE ISLE'S
Hentai Bro: BUT I CANT AT HOME, THE GUYS ALWAYS CATCH ME
You: AND YOU DONT GET CAUGHT AT THE STORE ??
Hentai Bro: i
Hentai Bro: Just but me the new Nya chan plush
You: but they all look the same
Hentai Bro: Just get one and a box of tissues please ??
Hentai Bro: I ran out
You: I really question why you're my best friend sometimes
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I'm still questioning if I should continue this I've had it in draft for a while now but I'm uploading this bc my hard work as an amazing author will not go to waste
Lol who am I kidding
Anywhere if you'd like me to continue I'd love some requests ig
later asshats
