Levi shrieked, leaping out of the window as dust particles threatened to be within five thousand feet of him.
He landed in Shrek's warm and inviting calloused sausage fingers.
Levi turned red, flying away from Shrek as he roared and bit his onion nail, ripping it off and becoming a Titan.
Just as Shrek transformed, thousands of idubbz 18 inch dildos fell from the sky, impaling the ground and millions of weebs butthurt assholes.
Once the dildos had disappeared, the legendary Filthy Frank dropped down on top of Levi, sending them both crashing to the ground.
Levi cried out, unsheathing his sword and swinging at Frank, who had already leapt into the air, out of harms way.
Shrek roared and flung himself towards them, but even in his Titan state he was no use against Frank.
Frank screamed "I'm a SoundCloud rapper!" and then Shrek covered his ears, bursting into nothing.
Levi stared in disbelief before looking back at Frank. "You...you're..."
Frank laughed. "Yes, I am Francis of the Filth." He leaned forward to whisper into Levi's ear. "Welcome to the rice field, motherfucker."
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Attack on Francis of the Filth
FanfictionAttack on Titan Crackfic Levi is in a war against the filth. He thinks he's winning until the legendary Frank appears. Will Levi be able to defeat Franku when his filth is so strong, or will Frank and his legion of weeaboo hunters destroy Levi, alo...
