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Enjoy!!!!

Wait one more thing

.....Wait.....wait....wait for it .........dun~dun .....dun~dun.....dun~dun!!!!

Here it goes !!!!!

Are you ready ???????

I don't think your ready !!!!!!

Or are you ready ?!?

Ok here it is. ..........

PINEAPPLE!!!!!!

How amazing was that that was all.

Did you ever question spongebob's logic ???

What you did ?!?

For shame and I really liked u !!!!

I thought we had a good thing going !!!

I am very upset I will now stop writing !!!

What's that please don't stop writing!!!

We'll ok only because you begged me !

How come birds can take a **** wherever the fudge they want they don't get arrested ~~~ trust me you will get arrested I have learned from expire nice.

Dumb auto correct *expirence*

Have you ever made oatmeal on a bus ?

We'll I have !

No joke !

You take the packet and a water bottle and pour water in the packet and shake it all up in there * that sounded wrong * and crapola there is your oatmeal!!!

On a bus!!!!

A little shout out to my fellow guavas !!! I lurv you all thx so much for reading my awesome book of randomness!!!<3

Ahhhh the letter won't unbold!!!!

Oh fuzz it !!!!

Exqueeze my language there!

My name isn't Dave

I'm a random microwave!

Do u know what potatoes have skin !!!

And I'll be darned I have skin to therefore I am a potatoe!!!!!

Did you know you can't say 'm' without using your lips!

You just tried to say 'm' without your lips!!!!!!!

You dummy gummy !!!!

I'm sorry don't feel bad ..... I fell for it 2!

Ok I decided to do one of these !

September : I licked

October: I high fived

November: I stabbed

December : I killed

January: I crashed

February: I fell

March: I kissed

April: I had sex with

May : I smacked

June: I ran into

July: I laughed at

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