Dear tooth midget with wings,
You're a fraud. Not that you don't already know, but it feels good to finally cut the slack. I can't believe I fell for that baloney. Did I really think my chompers cost a fortune? No wonder my pillow went through a series of earthquakes every once in a while. Had I known. It's a good thing my niece is a heavy sleeper. She's staying here for quite a while and coincidentally lost her first tooth a week ago. I ain't a party pooper so I left some change under her pillow as not to ruin her lil fantasy the way you ruined mine. But hey don't worry I got over it woman, no hard feelings, I think.
Anyway, these past few days, my niece has been practically on fire. I was hoping I could borrow your fire extinguisher—the one you blew my hopes and—just kidding. But she's lost two more teeth and simultaneously. Talk about great whites. Bottomline is, I had this idea to fake you leaving your wand. I used a lightsaber and a three dimensional paper star. Brilliant I know. In that case, every time she loses one, there'd be no fuss trying to hide a few cents, but mark my word now it's just complete chaos. So fluff a few pillows for me I guess? I'm having a whole lot of fun, a lot. I really wish you'd note the sarcasm in the messy handwriting.
Also, send backup. I'm going nuts throwing quarters wherever she points the damn thing.
the real gum guardian,
Dentist
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Sixty-Four Crayons [COMPLETED]
PoetryAleigha broke her crayons, again. p.s. this box includes: - broken crayons - a limited edition sharpener - some scribbles - a ride down memory lane story genre: poetry story status: completed highest ranking: #18 in poetry #11 in places