MLP Harmony vs Insanity

Sneak peek at song

C: Creepy Belle

F: Francis Bloom

K: Karateloo

(Original:"Kidnap The Sandy Claws"

By Korn)

All: Kidnap Miss Twilight Sparkle

K: I wanna do it

F: Let's draw straws

C: Brutalight said we should work together

K: Three of a kind

F: Birds of a feather

All: Now and forever

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Counterpart, lock her up real tight

Throw away the key and then

Turn off all the lights

C: First, we're going to set some bait

Inside a nasty trap and wait

When she comes a-sniffing we will

Snap the trap and close the gate

K: Wait! I've got a better plan

To catch this big purple pony princess

Let's pop her in a boiling pot

And when she's done we'll butter her up

All: Kidnap the counterpart

Throw her in a box

Bury her for ninety years

Then see if she talks

C: And Miss Painset Shimmercakes

Can take the whole thing over then

She'll be so pleased I do declare

That she will cook her rare

*laughter from painset*

K: I say that we take a cannon

Aim it at her door and then

Knock three times and when she answers

Twilight Sparkle will be no more

C: You're so stupid, think now

If we blow her up into smithereens

We may lose some pieces

And then Brutalight Sparcake will beat us black and green!

All: Kidnap the counterpart

Tie her in a bag

Throw her in the ocean

Then see if she is sad

Because Miss Painset shimmercakes is the meanest girl around

If I were on her Pain list, I'd get out of town

F: She'll be so pleased by our success

That she'll reward us too, I bet

All: Perhaps she'll make her special brew

Of snake and spider stew

Yummm!

We're her little hench ponies

And we take our job with pride

We do our best to please her

And to stay on her good side

C: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

F: I'm not the dumb one

K: You're no fun

C: Shut up!

I've got something, listen now

This one is real good, you'll see

We'll send a present to her door

Upon there'll be a note to read

Now, in the box we'll wait and hide

Until her curiosity

Entices her to look inside

And then we'll have her

One, two, three

All: Kidnap the counterpart, beat her with a stick

Lock her for ninety years, see what makes her tick

Kidnap the counterpart, chop her into bits

Miss Painset Shimmercakes is sure to get her kicks

Kidnap the counterpart, see what we will see

Lock her in a cage and then throw away the key

Kidnap the counterpart, see what we will see

Lock her in a cage and then throw away the key