Things Only A Fangirl Would Understand

#4

When your friend insults your OTP:

Friend: (insert OTP here) sucks! Like it's terrible!

Me: *takes out five books with at least 1000 pages each*

Friend: *backs away*

Me: >:) I'll give you ten

Friend: *starts running*

Me: 12345678910!

Friend: That wasn't ten seconds!

Me: Since when did I say seconds?