Things Only A Fangirl Would Understand

#3

When someone insults you for reading:

Me: *on the bus, reading a book*

Guy: Why are you reading? It's so pointless!

Me: You know, it's a good book

Guy: Books suck!

Me: *evil grin* say that again *takes out six very thick books*

Guy: Books are a waste of time, they're pointless, they–

Me: *throws books with deadly accuracy and with the force of a bullet*

Guy: X.X

Everyone else on the bus: O.O

Me: What? *goes back to reading*