i will sue you

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so today, we were playing volleyball in pe. and i have a history of sports injuries...a long history...

before we started playing i come up to my pe teacher and i said "i will sue you if i get hurt from this deadly sport"

she said "you can't do that"

"technically you made me play"

well...

near the end of class,

*bam*

a volleyball hit my face

and it swelled up a little bit and completely changed color

she comes up to me, along with everyone else in the class and asked me if i'm ok. and i said, "see, im not totally useless. i'm a perfect example of what not to do."

and it was awful

i still feel bad

to make things worse...

it's that time of the month. worst. day. ever.

and also:

i got asked out by someone and it was really awkward...why must everyone like me?

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