Wickham: yo Darcy
Darcy: wth are you doing here
Wickham: can I plz hav som money😌
Darcy: learn how to spell first
Wickham: wait really
Darcy: nOPE
Wickham: but then I'll be sad:(
Darcy: IDC
Wickham: but the readers wouldn't want me to be sad rIGhT😉
Darcy: I'm pretty sure they don't like you
Wickham: :/
Jane: hey I'm just looking for Bingley
Darcy: uh idk where he is
Jane: is there any point to this chapter anyways?
Darcy: not really, allonsy_locked_took is just sitting in the middle of a mall waiting for her family while she writes this cuz she's bored.
Jane: ???