Darcy: Lizzie I lov u
Lizzie: sorry wot
Darcy: I have struggled for so long but I rlly do lov u, I realize that I am rlly rich and so my aunt probs won't approve but tbh idec
Lizzie: omg wow #rood
Darcy: (internally) HELP ME PLZ
Darcy: r u laughing at me
Lizzie: NO
Darcy: REJECTING ME
Lizzie: HECK YES U JERK. WOT ABOUT MISTAH WICKHAM HUH?!
Darcy: wot aboUT HIM
Lizzie: his misfortunes
Darcy: hahahahHAHAHHAHAHAH
Lizzie: 😐
Darcy: so um do you want to go out for tea cuz wickham is a jerk and a big fat lier
Lizzie: hahah no later loser
