The Rich and the Old (An original Cody Ko and Tai Lopez gay fanfiction)

Chapter 1 bruh

Cody is sitting in his chair that he makes all of his podcasts in, and he's watching a Faze Apex video on YouTube. Cody is so gay and he loves all of the Faze members. Especially Adapt. 

Before the video starts an advertisement pops up. He patiently waits for the five second countdown to skip the ad, because all he sees is a stupid fucking garage. He thinks to himself, What even is the point of this, I just wanna go to Coachella. 

He almost presses skip but then a very attractive man on the bright screen catches his eye. Cody thinks to himself, Duuuude what a chiseled jawline that is. So sexy, dayum. He then notices his facial hair, which somewhat looks like pubic hair but Cody for sure likes it.

"Here in the Hollywood Hills..." this attractive man states. Cody lives there and he gets very excited. "Just bought this new Lamborghini sitting here in my garage. But do you know what I like more about my Lamborghini? KNOWLEDGE!!!" 

Cody instantly gets hard and his boner shoots to the roof. All of his 13 inches are throbbing with pleasure. Cody justs wants a guy who loves knowledge almost as much as he loves Coachella. 

Cody quickly looks him up on all social media and stalks him for approximately four hours and thirty minutes straight, his boner never faltering to leave.  After his long search for this lovely man he decided to stand up and take a break with his butt being numb.

After weeks of searching Tai Lopez, Cody couldn't take it anymore because he needed to meet his soulmate. Since Tai was much more popular than him on social media, he decided to make a YouTube video on him. And since Cody is a closeted homosexual he couldn't talk good about Tai so he made fun of him. 

(Switch to Tai now)

Tai is currently watching Cody Ko's video about him, staring in disbelief at how sexy Cody looks in his light blue shirt, bringing out his brown eyes. Tai didn't even care about the things Cody was saying. He just could not take his eyes off Cody's collarbone and luscious lips. 

After an entire week of watching every Cody Ko video and Cody Ko vine, Tai reaches out to Cody. Tai gets a major boner just thinking about meeting Cody. 

Tai reached out to Cody via Instagram DM. It read;

@tailopez - Bro, I saw your video about me. I know nothing about you so I think we should meet up and figure everything out man to man. Meet me at this address, (Tai's address.)

Cody gets a notification from Tai Lopez saying he direct messaged him. Cody starts to sweat and his penis rises. He furrows his brows and swipes to see what it says. Tears spring to Cody's eyes. He reads the dm and freaks out, but he plays it off like he's not gay. But he is. 

Cody replies with; 

@codyko - yee, sure man, be there tomorrow bro. 

Tai instantly replies. 

@tailopez - Okay great! Just so we can avoid small talk when we meet, what are your interests?

Cody internally screams and his butthole clenches with thirst. 

@codyko - i just rlly love coachella and the best part is i get a senior discount because im middle aged. i rlly enjoy making cliche youtube vids for my piece of shit fans. so likeee wbu dude?

@tailopez - I enjoy knowledge. I read one book per day. I also like basketball. And being rich because that is what I am. 

Cody moans and begins to think his penis is going to explode. 

He has to wait for tomorrow to let it allllll out.