this is a text chat between me and my friend
kelli (that's her name btw) bruh i just thought of something
me: wat is it
kelli: u know how dan always like flicks his eyes over phils crotch and shit??
me: yeah duh
kelli: does this mean he tops?
me: bitch no ew phil tops
kelli: dan acts like a tøp tho,
me: let me explain. dan looks at phils duck because dan sucks phils dick cuz that's what bottoms do, and then phil sticks his dick in dans ass, ok?
kelli: got it u bitch
me: thanks u rat
kelli: how much do u think dan and phil fuck
me: lol idk, they probably like wall fuck more
kelli: wtf is wall fucking
me: it's where dan is naked and hes pushed against the wall, and phil fucks him
kelli: oh
me: idiot smh
wow
