A penguin ran through your mom's house, leaving behind a trail of blood from bullets leaking out of his heart. So, he manned up and threw dirt on the wound to heal it. But the dirt turned out to be evil and he clotted all his blood vessels. So the penguin yanked the dirt out and started a brutal war with it in the house. It lasted ten minutes and everything was destroyed. The penguin and the dirt made peace terms but the penguin got out a flamethrower and burned the dirt, turning it into lava. The penguin feasted on the lava, and soon he became part of your mom.
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
A Story of a Penguin, Some Dirt, and a House
HumorJust like the title says, albeit with much more randomness.
