8 year old eric: give it back!
5 year old me: get out first!
8 year old eric:fine then but if you get hurt *starts punching air* it's your fault
5 year old me: and if any part of you gets hurt it's your fault *starts kicking air*
8 year old eric and 5 year old me: *Eric punches me and I kick him, screams*
Mom: *walks in, kindly but sternly* hannah, eric stop it
8 year old eric: *choking me*
5 year old me: *punching his face*
Mom: *separates us*
8 year old eric: it was her fault!
5 year old me: not true it was his fault!
Mom: it was both of you, hannah give eric back his posters and eric give hannah back her things
8 year old eric and 5 year old me: *gives back he stuff to each other*