Eric: *walks in with my phone* hey hannah who's Christopher?
Me: he--- none of your biswacks eric!! *takes my phone back*
Eric: oh ouch! So are you gonna tell me who he is?
Me: no
Eric: fine then I'll just infer he's your boyfriend
Me: he's not and I'll just infer your wife is addy *locks my phone and puts it in my back pocket*
Eric: *rolls eyes* okay inferring is bad
Me: oh yes it is
Eric: but you still have to tell me
Me: no i don't actually so have fun trying to find out *walks out*