Peace, there was finally peace in the real world. No more titans, no more death. No more pain. It was finally peaceful. Mikasa leaned back in her chair and admired Eren from a far. SHe could never confess her real feelings to him. He wouldn't understand. So for now, all she could do was imagine.
"Oh Eren," started Mikasa. "When will you underst-"
"Ooooooooooh Captain Levi, you're so amazing. You're my idol!" Yelled Eren.
"I know I am," replied Levi.
"Remember when you kicked me in the face?!"
"Yes."
"W-Well... that was so cool! You're so strong!"
"Yep."
"You can slay 10 titans in 3 minutes!"
"Of course."
"I love your black hair!"
"Thanks."
"I am scum compared to you!"
"Definitely."
This. Made. Mikasa. Mad.
"Eren!" said Mikasa raising her voice.
"What?"
"Um... don't you want to admire me?"
"Why?"
Mikasa's heart stopped.
"I-I..."
"I'm busy with captain Levi."
"Well... do you love him!?! All you ever do is talk about him. If you love him so much, why don't you marry him!"
"Mikasa!" shouted Eren.
"No-," interrupted Levi.
Eren sighed." I'm sorry captain Levi."
"No, don't be sorry," said Levi crossing his legs. "Mikasa's on her period."
"I should cut off your head," sneered Mikasa.
Levi looked at Eren then spoke: "You know Mikasa's right. If you love me so much, why don't you marry me?"
"But... I thought you were straight?"
"I'm only interested in tall people."
Mikasa couldn't believe what she was hearing.
"Omigosh!" cheered Eren. "Now I can admire you all the time!"
"Your welcome," said Levi flipping his hair out of his eyes.
Mikasa stormed over to Levi and slapped him across the face. Then she slapped Eren twice across the face, and she back-handed him too.
"Don't marry Levi McPoopyfacemgee!"
"But... why? Why do you even care?"
"Because...because..." stuttered Mikasa.
"Say it," demanded Levi.
"Because I love you!"
"You love Levi?" question Eren.
"No! YOU!"
Eren anime grunted. Then spoke: "Eww no, you're my sister!"
"No I'm not!"
"How dare she. What a sicko. Begone you incestious monster," demanded Levi.
Mikasa ran out the door sobbing into her hands.
"Let's go steal her lunch money," said Eren.
"Agreed," added Levi.
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