pissbaby

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9:57am, Friday

Sirius:
Man I kinda wanna kill someone rn 🔪🔪🔪🔪

Remus:
?

Sirius:
My prof, Flitwick

Remus:
Y tho?

Sirius:
Bc I have too much work

Remus:
Wow what a pissbaby

Sirius:
That's not even a word.

Remus:
Like hell it isn't a word. Pissbaby is totally a real word.

Remus:

Remus:Fight me, buddy

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Remus:
Fight me, buddy

Sirius:
...

Sirius:
K so you win this time.

Sirius:
But I am *not* a pissbaby

Remus:
I'm sorry, did you mean to text "I am 100% a pissbaby" because that's what I'm reading.

Sirius:
☹️

Sirius:
wow moony you're rude

Remus:
Y r u using moony instead of my actual name? I told you what it was, remember?

Sirius:
Ik, but you seem like more of a moony than a remus

Remus:
wowwww k so you get to decide what my name is. then your name is pissbaby.

changed 'Sirius' to 'Pissbaby'

Pissbaby:
moony and pissbaby. power couple.

Remus:
wtf

Remus:
You don't even know me.

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