gay to hell

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11:44 am, Tuesday

Sirius:
Hey

Remus:
Why are you even texting me?

Sirius:
Idk. Why not?

Sirius:
Anyways

Sirius:
R u into guys? 😉

Remus:
You don't even know me. Or my gender. Or my age.

Sirius:
So?

Sirius:
Come on

Sirius:
Tell me something about you. I'll tell you something about me?

Remus:
You first.

Sirius:
Wow, you're a child. Well then, I'm male, I go to Hogwarts University, and I'm going gay to hell. 🏳️‍🌈

Sirius:
Get it

Sirius:
Instead of "straight to hell" I said "gay to hell"

Sirius:
because I'm gay?? Get it??

Remus:
Yes, I get it.

Sirius:
Cool cool, your turn

Remus:
I'm also a male college student and I'm going bisexual to hell

Sirius:
Niceeeeeeeeeee. What school do you go to?

Remus:
It's a secret.

Sirius:
Oh come on!

Sirius:
Please???

Sirius:
Moonyyyyyyyyyy pls

Sirius:
Stop ignoring me

Sirius:
Stop ignoring me

Sirius:
Stop ignoring me

Remus:
...

Remus:
Goodbye Sirius

Sirius:
Be nice to me!

Sirius:
Come on

Sirius:
Moony

Sirius:
Moony

Sirius:
Please

Sirius:
I won't stop asking

Remus:
GoodbYE

Sirius:
Take a chill pill buddy jfc

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