*go into a shop and scream hey stupid casually-see how many people look up.
*dress up as a student from hog warts go to the train station run into a wall and shot "oh no Dobby sealed off the wall again,let's take the car" and run back out again.
*when you order something or someone asks you to pay say "I never carry a wallet while I'm working. Ruins the lines of my suit. But, uh how bout a crisp high five.
*call up McDonalds and ask for KFC's number.
*message a person who doesn't have your number and say "I'm back bitches, and I know everything." And then wait a minute and say "oh sorry, wrong person."
*phone in sick to a job you don't have.
*go in a corner and act like a mental patient.
*go up to a random lady or man and ask if they are your mummy.
*go into a clothing store and ask to see their manager because you found a hair in your fries.
*every time someone leaves the the room say sashay away.
*go into your classroom with your friends playing Rupaul's music and pretend your drag queens. Also take weird glasses and read EVERYONE in your class including your teacher.
