death by dare

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Naruto – Gai and Kakashi challenge

Gai: come on Kakashi! What is your dare!?

Kakashi: (sigh) I dare you to… ummm… errrr… to see how long you can hold your breath underwater…

Lee: come on Gai-Sensei! You will show your rival your flames of youth!

Gai: that is right! Prepare to smolder under the intense flames of my youthfulness!

Gai jumps into the nearby lake and holds his breath for about ten minutes

Kakashi: can… can he hold his breath any longer?

Lee: Gai-Sensei can do anything! He is…!

Gai's lifeless body floats up to the surface

Kakashi: if we go now… then no one will ever know…

Lee: G-Gai-Sensei?

Kakashi runs out of the clearing and heads for Konoha. Lee picks Gai's body up into his arms and screams to the heavens.

Lee: GAI-SENSEI!

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