Ron and Harry were still slumped in their chairs when the next part started. As soon as it did, Hermione and Ginny directed their attention back to the stage
EVERYONE
Portkey! Portkey! Etc...
"That is totally ridiculous," Ron mumbled, trying to keep quiet so Hermione wouldn't look at him. Harry nodded.
[Harry and Cedric are now in a makeshift graveyard with a cauldron behind them and a headstone close to them]
[Cedric is sitting up happily, smiling and Harry is looking confused]
CEDRC
Ahh, where are we? [Creepily happy]
"Why is Cedric so happy?" Harry whispered to Ron, who shrugged.
HARRY
[Standing] I don't know Cedric, someone punched me in the face and my sense of direction got a little goofed up!
"That could happen," Ron nodded.
CEDRIC
Well it seems clear to me now that the punch ladle was a Portkey. And now, thanks to you, we've both been transported to some mystery location!
"Cedric is creepy right now," Ginny said, rather normally, as if she hadn't been shooting death glances at Harry a moment.
HARRY
Brilliant Cedric! Well you're a Huffelpuff, why don't you find a way out of this place? Okay!
CEDRIC
Harry! I think I found something! It appears to be a headstone, we must be in some kind of grave yard. Tom Riddle, Mary Riddle, Thomas Riddle...riddle me this, eh Potter?
"Wow, he's annoying," Ron muttered.
HARRY
Cedric I don't know about this place, I think we should get out of here.
CEDRIC
Harry you're a Gryffindor! Wheres your sense of adventure?
"Just 'cause I'm in Gryffindor doesn't mean I'm stupid," Harry commented.
HARRY
God! Cedric, you are so annoying! Kay!? You're like this guy, that's always around when I don't need a guy around. You're just this spare guy, you're a spare dude! You are such a spare!
"Damn Harry, that was mean," Ron said, shaking his head in mock disapointment. "Language Ronald!" Hermione suddenly snapped.
VOLDEMORT
Kill the spare!!
"I'm pretty sure that was meaner," Harry said to Ron.
QUIRREL
Avada Kadavra! [Cedric falls down]
CEDRIC
So many regrets!... I'm dead! [Dies]
"How can he be dead, if he just said he was dead?" Ginny asked Hermione, who shrugged.
HARRY
Oh my wizard God!
"Wizards don't have their own God," Ron pointed out. "Apperantly the Muggles think we do," Harry said.
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Harry Potter Discovers Starkid
FanfictionLife is going good for Harry and his friends. Until they discover Starkid, who seems to have made a parody musical of his life! *Harry Potter and its related characters belong to J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. **A Very Potter Musical belongs to Team...
