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First off let me give a thank you to my great friend @hospitqlforsouls. She helped me wright this BooTyfuLLL thing.
Also if you are a smol bean DO NOT READ THIS!
Also this incorperates the Hat fic so be warned.
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lets just start off from the beginning. Dan and Phil wanted to fuck a hamster. The hamster fancied ass specifically anal. Phil LOVED to eat dans asshole sooooo much! so, they bought a hamster every two months.
One fateful day dan took a uber to the pet-store. Phil wanted a new black and white hamster to play with, but the pet store banned phil so he couldn't go.
So, Dan had to go instead. That is why he took an uber. While phil sayed home slicing potatoes, carving the number six neatly into each potatoe half.
"soft and neat" he repeated. Dan came home to the smell of paint.
"Philly..." Dan chanted. Phil came out with a towel around his waist and with his glasses off.
"Dan, I can't see but, i believe!" Phil exclaimed while holding up two potatoes halves that were painted a deep red, "w-what are those" dan stutterd as he pointed at the moist potatoes.
"They are a new edition" after hearing what phil said Dans smile grew creepier by the seconde.
"oh Phil..." Dan moaned.
To be continued....
