Having Kids (Fairy Tail Fanfic)

Kids

Lucy POV

I hummed walking on the ledge on the bridge pond again.  The local ferry riders warned me as usual,  and I gave a polite thank you.  Today,  Erza,  Gray,  and Natsu we're gone from the guild.  We all guessed that the went on a mission together. 

"Ah,  I wish they would bring me.  I know I'm not of any use,  but it would be fun. " I sighed with a smile as I turned a left past the sidewalk to my apartment.

  I greeted the landlady before going up,  and after a tiring day I jumped on my bed.  Only to hear 3 squeals,  from under.  I got up quickly and jumped to the corner immediately.

  "Whoever's there,  I-I have a broom!!" I threatened holding a dusty,  splintered, broom in my hands.  "Wait,  no I'm a mage!!  So you won't get off easy." I fixed my choice of words and held Loke's key protectivly. 

A redheaded kid tumbled out.  She was wearing a scarlet dress,  while her short hair fell at her arms.  She had a steely,  cold,  gaze like someone I knew.  Then two others followed her.  One had pink hair  and the other was naked.  .  . "I'm Erza Scarlet,  and even if I don't know who you are,  I won't hesitate to strike you down! " the girl announced.  "Erza?! " I said shocked. I swooped her in my arms.

"What happened to you? " I asked touching her hair.  "I myself don't get the situation. " she admitted.  "But,  a white-haired girl asked us to give this to you. " She took a clear lachryma from her back.  I tapped it.  "Hey!  Lucy! " Mirajane's face flickered on.  "So Natsu,  Gray,  and Erza.  Have been turned into children.  Haha,  fun right.  We're currently getting the cure.  You'll probably have to take care of Natsu and Gray.  No one else at the guild is capable of raising a child. We were thinking Macao, but he's busy doing . . . something. " I guessed booze.

A chair was hoisted up and thrown at her.  I saw her get an irk mark.  "So you'll be taking care of them.  Erza is coming back with us, for testing.  Bye Luce~ WHO THREW THAT CHAIR!?" I heard her shriek right as the connection went down.  'I'm glad I'm not there. ' I sweat-dropped.

"But seriously.  You guys are so cute!!" I squealed hugging them,  then realizing that they were both naked.  "Ew. " I said,  dropping them again. "I'm Natsu Dragneel!  I'm going to be the best one in the guild! " he announced with a wide  grin.

  He was only wrapped around by his white, scales,  scarf.  "Our clothes outgrew us.  I borrowed, a  dress from  Alzack's  daughter." Erza  told me. "Honestly, I  just love kids. Don't worry. You'll be probably be changed back by tomorrow." I  pet their heads.

"The  white-haired  girl requested for my presence. Goodbye, Ms. Heartphilia." She bowed and left from my window and jumped down. I  ran,  trying to see  if she was okay. Unscathed, she walked down the street. Almost immediately someone attacked  her.

"Watch  Out  Er-" I  started  to call out. A  second later that guy was in a  bloody heap, and she went on without a  word. I laughed,  "That's the mighty  Erza for ya." I turned back to Natsu and Gray.  I  closed my eyes, not wanting to see them  naked  and took a  took a towel  to cover them. "I'm  Gray  Fullbuster. You're stacked." Gray told me. "Already a  perverted  kid." I  mumbled, dropping them in the tub. I left them in the bath and decided to get them some clothes.

"Hey, Virgo!" I  summoned her spirit. "Yes, princess. I've heard your wishes and brought two make children  clothes. Is it time for punishment?" She asked. "N-not  today  Virgo." I sweat-dropped. "I'll be waiting for that day." she told me and disappeared.

Five  minutes later, I  threw pajamas at them, waiting for them to change. "Hey, old hag. Fight me!" Natsu  challenged. "Ha  ha  ha!! I'm stronger than you more, Natsu." I  boasted, pulling his cheeks. "Fire Dragon's  roar!" He yelled burning my face. I  ran after him around the room as he laughed. "I'm going to get you!" I  seethed.

Gray  just snuggled himself, into my bed. "I'm rooting for the  old hag." He yawned. Natsu  stuck his tongue out. He yawned, too after a while and joined  Gray. I  panted, stopping. 'So  fast.' I  noted in my mind. "Hmm, should I  sleep with them?" I  muttered, getting embarrassed of what the guild would say if I slept  with  Natsu  and  Gray. Their chests heaved up and down, while they were all sprawled out on my  bed, cuddly. I smiled at the scene.

"Well, I  guess it doesn't matter because their children." I  reassured, myself and climbed in too. I  pulled the covers over all of us. Of course, 5 minutes later, my peaceful slumber was interrupted by multiple kicks at my side.

"Even as  children  they can't  stay still." I  mumbled, half-awake.

??? POV

"Where are they?! The mighty  Titania, The ice prince, and  the  drain slayer. When we finally have them at their weakest you lose them!" I  yelled over the  speaker phone.

"I- it's  not our fault  Boss! The  demon  Mirajane  botched our  plan!" He protested, bowing.

"You are no longer of use." I  spat. "N-no! Please  wai-" he started  to cry before I  clicked  the  intercom off. "Fire." I  told my assistant. She immediately walked up and saluted. "Yes! Boss." Immediately multiple missiles  were  launched at  Base  Camp  number 34.

We watched it go up in a  fiery haze. "Completely, incapacitated. No survivors." She  reported. "Good, we don't need weaklings  on the  team. Go."I  told her. She bowed, respectively, and scurried off.

I  sat in my chair, breaking the wall in anger. "You'll be dead soon, Fairy  Tail." I  muttered. "Yes, Master  Laxus." They all bowed.

I  smiled watching  sparks come from my fingers.