THE RULES AND BEHAVIOUR IN AN ELEVATOR:
1. When the door opens, do not step right in. This may result in a collision with a passenger getting out.
2. When you have let the passenger out, step in with your eyes at lower level. This allows a low tension atmosphere as eye contact often results in uncomfortable situations.
3. Do not be 100% confident but also not 100% shy. Maintain a balance between the two to avoid violence and bloodshed and also powerplay acted upon you.
4. Once inside the elevator, be as quiet as possible. This is because in an elevator, noise is usually at a whisper. If one measly sound escapes from your mouth or your rear, it is certain that everyone can hear it.
5. Avoid looking up at the panel with the number of floors that it is passing through. This allows other people to examine your neck, and therefore increases sexual urges within Male and sometimes Female passengers.
6. Avoid looking down at your shoes or the floor. This gives an indication that you are weak minded and will easily be influenced by others.
7. Look straight ahead with a degree of -5 to -8 downwards. This will give the other passengers the sign that you are determined but also cautious.
8. When requesting for someone to press a button for your floor, be loud but kind. This will give you confidence, decrease the time to say which floor it is again, and give others that you are a nice person but will not be friends with losers. If you are among Male passengers, you will give them the impression that you are a GREAT catch but also give to low self esteem male passengers that you are the untouchable.
9. However, when ASKED to press a button, do not hesitate and press the button with a small force. If you pressed the wrong button, do not blush and turn your head, but press the RIGHT button again.
10. When it is your floor, and you are at the back of the elevator, say in a loud but not screamy loud voice, "Excuse me, I'm going through." If you had said it with less force, you will have to rely on your arms to push the passengers away from you. If you said it with TOO much force, they will not budge but will argue with you for approx 10 mins about you rudeness and ill behaviour.
11. When you get out, and your flustered and angry about the arguement, right before the door closes, give them the double finger and jam your fist in their faces. This will allow you to have revenge and also the last laugh.
If you follow these rules, you will be safe from molesters, gropers, losers, winners, and celebrities.
Thank you for reading.
